At a recent lunch with four office mates I asked if any of them jad ever masturbated at work, even once.
After some nervous giggles, all but one raised her hand.
You''ve heard about people shagging in the copier room, but you might not have realized just how much frigging goes on at the workplace. Odds are, you might have done it yourself - or at least thought about it.
My one friend who said she'd never whacked off at the office said it was just a male fantasy, but the rest of us agreed: having a Big O while you're on someone else's time can be fun, relaxing, rewarding, and soothing.
You might be thinking that if you have a perfectly good bedroom at home, why even bother tickling your pink at work.
First, it's fun! Being naughty can be sexy, and apart than full-on sex at the office, you can't get more naughty than fingering yourself to orgasm during your 9-to-5. The sheer possibility of getting caught adds to the excitement.
A lto of girls masturbate to relieve stress, and we all know that work can be very stressful. There's nothing more refreshing than taking five or ten minutes after lunch to get one off. You return to work refreshed, confident, and happy.
And finally, you might not have as many opportunities at home if you share your bedroom with someone else. With lunch and several break periods per day you have more chances to get yourself off at work.
Unless you're an exhibitionist you probably don't want to get caught, so the trick is to find a place at work where no one will see you. These days that's getting harder and harder, but it's not impossible:
Masturbating at your desk is an option if there little or no chance of being seen. So that all depends on the layout of your office. Don't despair if your desk - and therefore you - is visible to your workmates. Read below for ideas on how to come on the sly.
Parking garages are generally considered unsafe, so avoid those. You want your car to be isolated from view, but that isolation can be dangerous if some Peeping Tom sees what you're doing decides to hassle you.
Most of us girls get off much faster when we use a vibrator. Since you don't have all day to orgasm you'll want to limit your at-work masturbation escapades to no more than five or ten minutes.
If you can get off in just a few minutes, and still have it feel great, all the better.
A small pocket rocket works wonders, but they can be noisy. So pick a vibrator that's both powerful and reasonably quiet. The slender 4" vibes are often good choices. If you buy your adult toys online, read the reviews of others to see if they're right for you.
Vibrators that you put up your pussy are among the most quiet, because the sound of the motor doesn't transmit well from inside you. Practive coming with the vibrator inside you while you apply pressure or fingering to your clit.
Egg-shaped vibes insert easily and stay put until you take them out. Most connect to batteries through wires. Tuck the battery case inside your panties.
Though they probably won't make you come all on their own, you can heighten your daytime enjoyment wearing one or two Ben Wa balls. These are weighted metal, glass, or ceramic balls that not only help strengthen youe Kegel muscles, but transmit a tingly vibration when they knock together while inside your vagina.
If you'd like to masturbate while sitting at your desk try a Venus Butterfly toy, or a pair of wearable vibrator panties. These are battery-powered vibrators that fit securely over your clitoris. Straps hold them in place. Except for the look on your face when you come, no one will know you're wearing one of these!
Go to work with your vibrator already on. Or put it on during a break or lunch time, and buzz when you need it the most.
So give masturbating at the office a try. If your boss asks why you're so happy, tell him you enjoy your work!
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